Always Let The Boss Speak First 

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. 

                          [photo by: puuikibeach]

The ghost says : 

"Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each." 

So the eager senior manager shouted : "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." 

Pfufffff …. and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted : "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."

 
Pfufffff …. And he was also gone.

 
Then, the boss calmly said : "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.30 pm." 

Moral of the story: Always let the boss speak first.

[contributed by <andyandluphe@hotmail.com]