Always Think Twice Before You Say Something
There were these 4 guys --- a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who together found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said: "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."  [photo by: Richard Knights] The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted: "Wine!" The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn. He did the same and shouted: "Vodka!" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted: "Beer!" He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit !!!!!!!........." LESSON: ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN ! [contributed by < andyandluphe@hotmail.com] >> back to Home |
