Healthy Living 

A doctor on his morning  walk, noticed the old lady pictured above,  sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and  said,

"I  couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your  secret?" 

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I  smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every  week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop  pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."  

"That is absolutely  amazing! How old are you?" 

"Forty," she replied.  

Bwahaha!!!

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