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How To Make A Woman Happy 

 

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. 

A man only needs to be: 

1.  A friend

2.  A companion

3.  A lover

4.  A brother

5.  A father

6.  A man

7.  A chef

8.  An electrician

9.  A carpenter

10. A plumber 

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist 

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A bug exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer 

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic 

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant 

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous 

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 


45. Give her compliments frequently

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Never stress her 

50. Never look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space 


VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:

  •  birthdays
  •  anniversaries
  •  her favorite color
  •  her favorite flower
  •  her favorite gem
  •  her favorite fragrance
  •  her favorite memories
  •  her favorite holidays
  •  her favorite friends
  •  her favorite vacation destinations
  •  her favorite beverage
  •  her favorite food
  •  her favorite alcoholic drink
  •  her favorite restaurant
  •  her favorite nightclub
  •  any arrangements she makes 


Whew... I thought the list would never end!



HOW CAN A WOMAN MAKE A MAN HAPPY?




1. Show up Naked

2. Bring Food


 Bwahahaha!


[contributed by <resmaquel@yahoo.com]



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