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Meet Little Larry 


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by  saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,  stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry  stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're  stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see  you standing there all by  yourself!'  


Larry  watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold  cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?'  he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his  mother, who then began removing the cream with a  tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving  up?' 

The  math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying  attention in class. She called on him and said,  'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry  quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon  Network!'  
Larry's  kindergarten class was on a field trip to their  local police station where they saw pictures  tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted  criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a  picture and asked if it really was the photo of  a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The  detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry  asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his  picture ? "  

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